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Mine’s a Double - what a boob!

By The Basa ⋅ May 10, 2005 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

So what have the smart people in the Scottish Executive come up with now. A t-shirt with an instruction manual.

The pink t-shirts for women which have “Mine’s a double” emblazoned across anything from fried eggs to watermelons are supposed to let the person examining the breasts know that the wearer supports at least two alcohol-free days a week.

“The T-shirts were sent to local drug and alcohol teams as a gesture and came with very specific guidance on when they could be used - mainly with a younger target group in mind.”

So this is what is mean’t by the Executive when it says Scotland is leading the world. So we are the first government to issue a t-shirt with the required instruction manual. Maybe the next t-shirts from the executive could say “Oh Fcuk - we’ve screwed up again”

Now all we need to know is how much time and money was spent on this promotion and how our health minister feels about the costs involved.

Oh, and er - it’s O.K. for ladies to go out binge-drinking for only 5 days per week. Nice!

More info at the BBC: T-shirts in double-meaning boob

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