Joke McConnell speaks to EdinburghSucks.com

Outgoing First Minster, Joke McConnell today had the unexpected honor of speaking to EdinburghSucks.com – and what a load of sh1t he spoke. 
We were extremely disappointed in the turnout, as the Labour Gentry who were in tow must also have been.  We had expected there to be hundreds bustling to get a view of the soon to [...]

Dump a Numptie

It woz us that dun it – sayz laybur

Portobello Labour councillors are grasping at straws to get their names in the paper as the Labour meltdown approaches on Thursday and the story in today’s Evening News shows just how desperate they really are.
Now they are dissing a local pressure group of over 300 persons.  Portobello Campaign Against The Supperstor (PCATS – http://www.pcats.org.uk/) which [...]

Porty Punters get the Joke

Porty will be awash with the Bliarites tonight as the outgoing First Minister, Joke McConnell, turns up at the seaside resort to meet the great unwashed.
All of NuLabour’s great and good will be turning out including Norman ‘Nae Pals’ Murray (who gives out 300 grand of public money to his friends).  Coonsillors Maureen Child and [...]

The Bunty Corruption, by the Staff Vol II of many

In Volume II we bring you yet another snippet from the huge dossier we received from concerned staff members at the Pilton Elderly Project:
The manager, Elizabeth (‘Bunty Backhander’) Maginnis, vindictively made a member of staff redundant then employed another member of staff for hte same post – running the ‘Neighbourhood Group’ – breaching employment laws, I [...]

The Bunty Corruption, by the Staff Vol I of many

Here is Volume I of many – from the staff of the Pilton Elderly Project.
The manager (Councillor Elizabeth McGinnis) has employed unqualified/untrained staff of little experience to run the Neighbourhood Group as well as other groups run by Pilton Elderly Project (PEP). The neighbourgood group – basically the ex-Muirhouse Six Circle Group – is comprised of [...]