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Joke McConnell speaks to EdinburghSucks.com

By The Basa ⋅ April 30, 2007 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

Outgoing First Minster, Joke McConnell today had the unexpected honor of speaking to EdinburghSucks.com - and what a load of sh1t he spoke. 

We were extremely disappointed in the turnout, as the Labour Gentry who were in tow must also have been.  We had expected there to be hundreds bustling to get a view of the soon to be unemployed man from Arran but alas on this occasion we were wrong. 

Council Leader Rasputin Aitken, Cllr. Mo Child, Cllr and Racist Shami KhaNolan, prospective MSP Norman ‘nae pals’ Murray a couple of Labour head office cronies and a few local office workers and….. erm….. 2 members of the public (and we were one of that two) were on hand to listen to the 3 1/2 minute speech from Wee Joke.  In fact, the next gig we attended, the Save Meadowbank campaign meeting managed to drag out many, many more than the Labour Party for their leader - who it transpires is one of Ewan Aitken’s heros.

When Wee Joke got of the campaign bus, with (now….. you are not going to believe this but I swear on my mother’s live it’s true…….) Education Express emblazoned on the front, he walked along the Porty High Street for about 30 yards to screams of abuse from passing drivers on their way home.  Then his speech.

Afterwards he shook the hands with the party faithful and exchanged pleasantries like “So what are you going to do for cash after Thursday?”

Then came the time for EdSucks to speak to the Furst Meenister.  “If labour got in again, what would you do to stop the lies and corruption we get in Edinburgh from our labour councillors?”

“Labour have put into place all sorts of mechanisms to stop corruption.”

“Well,” we said.  “They’re not working.  Ewan Aitken has covered up Fraud for 4 years, Elizabeth Maginnis is carrying out Fraud as we speak and Shami Khan was proven to have lied to the Standards Commission and those are ruling Labour councillors today and standing for election again on Thursday under your party’s banner.  What will you do”

Straight back without even thinking about what was said his speedy bullshit reply was “It was us who brought in the Standards Commission, you never had that 10 years ago under the Tories.”   “But Mr. McConnell” we protested, “We never even had a parliament 10 years ago and I am speaking about Councillors in your party.”

It was at this time that one of the party henchmen advised the wee Joke that the questioner was from a famous local Edinburgh site called EdinburghSucks.com and he quickly moved on to lie to someone else.

What was so funny was just micro-seconds after Joke walked away, Shami Khan headed towards our correspondent who squealed with delight “Look you only have to speak about lying and Shami Khan runs forward”.  This last statement had all the Labour people in stitches - obviously showing that our correspondent was speaking the truth.

So that was our exclusive interview with the outgoing First Minister.  We are now trying to work out how to find Alex Salmond two days before he looses his next election to repeat the process.

In case you are wondering, the question we were going to ask next was “Will you be going back to teaching or have you lined up Directorships?”

Interestingly absent from tonight’s gig was Porty local NuLabour online thug variously known as Nazi Bob or the Dalriada Drunk.  Wonder where he was, looking for steak possibly?

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