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Porty Punters get the Joke

By The Basa ⋅ April 30, 2007 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

Porty will be awash with the Bliarites tonight as the outgoing First Minister, Joke McConnell, turns up at the seaside resort to meet the great unwashed.

All of NuLabour’s great and good will be turning out including Norman ‘Nae Pals’ Murray (who gives out 300 grand of public money to his friends).  Coonsillors Maureen Child and Lawrence Marshall shall be swooning in the afternoon sun and with a bit of luck, if he is not oot on his day job snapping, the Dalriada Drunk will be covering the even for posterity on Portobello Online.

To make sure you are on time, Joke turns up at the Labour Party offices at 5pm before heading out for a walkabout down the High Street to address his flock on the steps of the Porty Toun Hall at 5:30. 

The rumours that he will be wearing a body hugging EdinburghSucks.com thong under his suit are vastly exaggerated.

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