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Ewan Aitken

The comedians are out in force

By The Basa ⋅ May 1, 2007 ⋅

It seems that we are not the only people who enjoy having a bit of a laugh at the expense of the good Coonsil leader Ewan Aitken.

The comedians are out in force on his latest (Sunday) entry on his blog.Â Fair had us giggling.Â Pete McDougall of City Connect fame who Ewan has been covering up for since October 2002 is running as the offical Liberal Party candidate and he had had a bit of a spam campaign going on early on but he seems to have gone silent.

Much to the relief of the readers, it now seems as though the comedians have taken over:

If the counzil can prind its stuff in urdu and polish then wy not fonedically four us dyslegzic folk.

and…

Dear Mr Aitken as an ex pole dancer that fought hard for success through a life of grind and thrust to get to the top I alas have reached the point in my life where the chances of me appearing out of a cake again are now very slim.

and…

if you support him you must be damned with him and if you don’t then why do you campaign to get him,his party and you re-elected ?
” take heed lest your heart be deceived !” DEUTERONOMY 11.13.

and what seems like a pop at not only Cllr Aitken but also Cllr Cardownie ….

And why is it always youth, youth ,youth eh ?
Where is a 55 year old ex-biker supposed to go in this town for his jollies these days since the swingers club in East Claremont Street got shut down so fast I never even got a decent pop at the barmaid !

and…..

What kind of example do you set to young people when it is not possible to find a picture of you which does not look like you could be doing with a good scrub and a trip to the barbers.

Personal hygene might not be too high on your or the labour party’s agenda but even in these days of casual elan I think you should be setting a better example.If you were a son of mine you would be physically taken by the scruff of the ear and slapped until you smartened yourself up.

and…..

I found myself recovering conciousness, mini skirt up at my full and unencumbered boobs, surrounded by a mob of drunken Hearts supporters who were cheering on Ray Charles’s DOG that was activley licking me in an intimate place while someone ( Probably a Hibee !}made off with my skateboard.The poor blind chap, annoyed at the antics of “Rover” proceeded to try to give his dog a good slap on the nose with his stick and unfortunatly for me the dog being very agile, avoided the blow which resulted in me receiving a whack on my crotch area that reminded me of an unfortunate occasion when my EX persuaded me to attend a swingers evening at a sordid hotel in Brighton a few years ago !

We know we shouldn’t encourage such churlish antics at such an important time when we are trying to fight the corruption and lies of the city councillors, but it is just sooooo funny.

Pop over to http://ewanaitkens.blogspot.com and read them in full for yourself.Â A great way to spend the lunch hour.Â

P.S.Â In case Ewan gets a bit trigger happy with the delete key, we have a copy.