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Labour & SNP almost on shagging terms

By The Basa ⋅ May 28, 2009 ⋅

The big show that Alex “I’ll claim 400 quid for my food cos I’m wasting away to nuffin” Salmond and Iain Grey put on in parliament every Thursday is all just a big show for the punters to show off. That was well proven last night in Glasgow at a hustings event for the upcoming European Parliament Elections where two of their slimeball politicians got into a real flap together to try and stifle democracy.

These two nasty and deceitful politicians, Dr. Duncan Ross for the Scottish Nose Pickers and Kirsty Connell for the robbing Labour Party actually got together, maybe felt each other up and complained to the hosts of the hustings that smaller parties like the independents on Jury Team were invited. They didn’t want anyone except the main parties, who have ALL been proven to have their snouts in the trough, to do the talking with the obvious and predictable soundbytes to only come from their filthy lying mouths. Ross is so good at this campaigning thing, that his website is still telling us that “The next year is an important one for the Party as we prepare to win the Scottish Parliament election. Is this cnut out of date or what?

So who are this pair of shytes.

Duncan Ross is a serial SNP candidate who has a penchant for losing. The fat baldy bastard, when not being a candidate spent his life teaching. Never been in the real world where people actually have to make a profit. He is a full time user of taxpayers money. Obviously, his teaching gigs obviously don’t allow for his snout to be deep enough in the trough so he keeps on standing for the SNP in the hope, that one day, he will become another one of the expenses millionaires – thanks to you and me.

Kirsty Connell has given even less to the world. This hound is a final-year honours student in Economics and Politics at the University of Glasgow. Seen nothing of the world but wants to go directly to the trough. The lists the following as her achievements “Kirsty is the Young Labour representative on Scottish Labourâ€™s Executive Committee and National Policy Forum. She works as a parliamentary researcher.” Is that it! And she want’s to represent war heros, people who have paid taxes for decades, people who devote their lives to saving and helping others and her ‘achievements’ are she is a brown noser.

The funniest part of her campaign website is the “Interesting Fact”. This is for real…….. “Interesting Fact: Kirsty was born in Aberdeen and brought up in the Scottish Borders, Kirsty currently lives in Glasgow with her partner.” Strange, she doesn’t mention what breed her partner is. If you then click over to her “Priorities” tab on the site, she doesn’t have any. What a fcuking joke.

And these two managed to get together to try and close down democracy. Fcukers, both of them.

As the Evening Chip Paper won’t bother to tell you, there is another hustings tonight in Edinburgh at St Mary’s Cathedral Parish Centre, Top of Leith Walk, Edinburgh, EH1 3JD starting at 7pm. We’d suggest going along to give the thieving bastards a piece of your mind.

Runners and Riders are:

Mike Arthur, UKIP
Calum Cashley, SNP
David Jacobsen, SLP
Paul McAleavey, Labour
Nick McKerrell, SSP
Gerald Michaluk, Conservatives
Euan Robson, Lib Dem
Tommy Sheridan, No2EU
Alan Wallace, Jury Team
Alastair Whitelaw, Green Party

More Info: Duncan Ross’ outdated shyte
Kirsty Connell’s masterpieceofhshite