The fees office who are so lax, they have paid out for cleaning of moats, houses for ducks, servants quarters, helipads, porn films, dry rot on almost another planet, drew the line when Nigel “Does my willy look big in this camera” Griffiths tried to take the piss and hump the taxpayer for a £3,604.99 claim for a television, DVD and digital radio.
You can just imagine the sniveling weasel in Harrods:
Shagger: Which of your TVs allow me to get STV.
Assistant: You don’t get scotch tv in lahndan mate.
Shagger: Oh well, just give me the most expensive one because I’m finished with the suspender’d one I’ll just fcuk the taxpayer now.
Even the wasters in the Fees Office saw through the pisstake and queried him on it. His reply:
“As a Scottish MP, I can only keep in touch with events during the day, which might affect my constituents, by tuning into the Scottish radio stations which the digital set provides. Likewise, I record the Scottish TV news and Scottish current affairs programmes, which feature issues in Scotland and in south Edinburgh. In a cramped London flat, flat-screen TV is the sensible option.”
That cramped London flat wasn’t so cramped when he got up to his sexual antics after his first hump in the Palace of Westminster on Remembrance Sunday last November. How the hell was he going to record Scottish TV shows, in London on a TV. Is he so dumb that he hasn’t figured out that BBC Scotland and STV have fcuking websites.
That flat screen TV would definitely have given him more room for his more ambitious sexual positions, we presume. But over 3 grand – what size was it and was it gold plated?
“Whilst we understand your explanation for the need for the purchase of these items, it is the level of your purchases that remains under question. “An amount of £3,604.99 is not considered to be an appropriate use of public funds when other more reasonably priced options are available” said the Fees Office which translated into English means, “fuck off, you really are taking the piss you lying, thieving little weasel.”
And the most disgusting thing thing about all of this, his constituency labour party will once again do f-all about it because they are all apprentice porkers themselves.
Come on Nigel, do the honourable thing – back up your cramped London flat into tea chests, making sure you gather up all your porn pictures, phone the tart you humped to say goodbye, book a one way 2nd class train ticket to Edinburgh and use a reverse charge call to 10 Downing Street to tell them you are all fcuked up and not coming back. Thanks.
Further Info: Nigel Griffiths’s £3,600 claim for help listening to ‘Scottish TV and radio’
EdSucks portfolio on Shagger Griffiths.
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Once a shagging piggy, always a shagging piggy. Maybe it wanted to watch his photoshow on the big screen telly and have a good old hamshank
The troughing bastard – off with his head and bielection
nigel and his £20 whore ,made a mockery of security in westminster
he did this on rememrance sunday,men and women died ,just so nigel could be an elected MP
they would have horse whipped him if they could do something about this wee toad
It gets worse (for him).
He has double dipped on his expenses claims.
Receipt for £980 dated the 1/11/07 and £250 dated 26/09/07 submitted on 2 claims, the first for the period 19/6/07 to the 12/12/07 and the second from the 20/9/07 to the 19/1/08.
Also invoices for £1800 in Apr 06 and £3000 in Jun 06 from CDAPPG look seriously dodgy.
I do hope shagger Griffiths stands @ the next election, I’d be so tempted to stand against the scamming fcuk. No intention of winning just to use the election as a platform to expose the prick for what he is.
R there enough readers of this site of a similar view to help cough up the deposit (it will be lost!)