Look who beat Labour into 6th place

His heros are: Sir Winston Shakespear. William Churchill. Larry Grayson, Geoff Boycott. Jimmy Clitheroe. Petula Clark. Freddie Truman. George Formby. The postman who went off with my pen. King Henry VIII of England. Florence Nightingale. The Krankies. Mother Teaser, (the nun). Rodney Bewes off, ‘The Likely Lads’. Anita Harris

His website. The Proof. A must have job for For Foulkes Sake!

Monster Raving Loony Party beats Labour into 6th Position

LORD TOBY JUG

I’VE BEEN AN ACTIVE MEMBER OF THE OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY FOR 20 YEARS AFTER MEETING SCREAMING LORD SUTCH IN 1987. WE GOT ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE, AND I’VE SINCE STOOD AT THREE GENERAL ELECTIONS, THE LAST ONE WAS IN FOLKESTONE, IN KENT, AGAINST EX-TORY LEADER MICHAEL HOWARD. I’VE ALSO CONTESTED LOCAL ELECTIONS AS WELL. MY AIM IS TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE POLITICIANS AND RIDICULE THE STUPID THINGS THEY SAY. SUTCH IS LIFE.I’M ALSO AN AFTER DINNER SPEAKING.I ALSO TEACH GUITAR AND PLAY IN A BAND.

And to make it worse, the Veterans at Normandy today boo’d and jeered on the arrival of the Prime Mentalist. That must be a first!