City Labour Group leader tries for new job

It seems that Councillor Andrew Burns, the leader of the Labour group on the City Council is getting fed up with his job and is going to have a go at freelancing as a sit down comedian – is Tommy Shepherd standing by at The Stand?
In today’s Evening Chip Paper, Councillor Burns gives us what [...]

Shagging Nigel Griffiths has snout in trough for the SECOND TIME!

The fees office who are so lax, they have paid out for cleaning of moats, houses for ducks, servants quarters, helipads, porn films, dry rot on almost another planet, drew the line when Nigel “Does my willy look big in this camera” Griffiths tried to take the piss and hump the taxpayer for a [...]

Labour & SNP almost on shagging terms

The big show that Alex “I’ll claim 400 quid for my food cos I’m wasting away to nuffin” Salmond and Iain Grey put on in parliament every Thursday is all just a big show for the punters to show off. That was well proven last night in Glasgow at a hustings event for the [...]

For Foulkes Sake lying drunk in the cloakroom

Consider Alex Massie’s latest snippet in The Spectator and see if it reminds you of a huge fat fcuker, who lies constantly, is a total pain in the arse and who costs the British taxpayer hundreds of thousands of pounds each year:
*Made, if mermory serves, in Eamonn Doran’s nightclub in Dublin, circa 1996. This was [...]

Edinburgh’s Labour leader defends the indefensible

Readers of today’s Hootsmon will will be shocked to hear that Councillor Andrew Burns, Edinburgh’s Labour leader is right behind the thieving, robbing, lying, bent, scandal-ridden fcuk that we call Chancellor of the Exchequer, who has for years been finding every loophole to steal more of our money as his Fifer predecessor has also done.

Andrew [...]

Lord For Foulkes Sake: Loved by all

The fat slob who takes home more pay packets than Labour fake postal votes is spouting off his his “Hearts” column in the Evening Chip Paper.
He is well and truly loved by his beloved hearts fans:
Vlad Romanov , 25/05/2009 12:23:45
My work at Hearts is not over, I have purchased a refurbished fax machine and will [...]