Will PM announce General Election today? – That’ll be a NO then…… sh1t.

With Darling refusing to accept the Home Office, Blears resigning just before question time…… We in the EdSucks gang hut think it is possible that later today we might find the date of the next general election. Maybe even at question time! This will make fun watching FMQs with Iain Grey this [...]

City Labour Group leader tries for new job

It seems that Councillor Andrew Burns, the leader of the Labour group on the City Council is getting fed up with his job and is going to have a go at freelancing as a sit down comedian – is Tommy Shepherd standing by at The Stand?
In today’s Evening Chip Paper, Councillor Burns gives us what [...]

Shagging Nigel Griffiths has snout in trough for the SECOND TIME!

The fees office who are so lax, they have paid out for cleaning of moats, houses for ducks, servants quarters, helipads, porn films, dry rot on almost another planet, drew the line when Nigel “Does my willy look big in this camera” Griffiths tried to take the piss and hump the taxpayer for a [...]

Labour & SNP almost on shagging terms

The big show that Alex “I’ll claim 400 quid for my food cos I’m wasting away to nuffin” Salmond and Iain Grey put on in parliament every Thursday is all just a big show for the punters to show off. That was well proven last night in Glasgow at a hustings event for the [...]

For Foulkes Sake lying drunk in the cloakroom

Consider Alex Massie’s latest snippet in The Spectator and see if it reminds you of a huge fat fcuker, who lies constantly, is a total pain in the arse and who costs the British taxpayer hundreds of thousands of pounds each year:
*Made, if mermory serves, in Eamonn Doran’s nightclub in Dublin, circa 1996. This was [...]

Edinburgh’s Labour leader defends the indefensible

Readers of today’s Hootsmon will will be shocked to hear that Councillor Andrew Burns, Edinburgh’s Labour leader is right behind the thieving, robbing, lying, bent, scandal-ridden fcuk that we call Chancellor of the Exchequer, who has for years been finding every loophole to steal more of our money as his Fifer predecessor has also done.

Andrew [...]